The System

What every guy has been waiting for (and what every girl should be aware of), the D.R.E.W. system the full-proof system for getting any chick's undying love. 

First and foremost, you need to identify the the conquest. Typically this will be someone of extreme hotness, being at least 9 or 10 on the hotness scale. Once you have marked said hottie, the system kicks immediately into effect.

D - Destroy self-confidence. The girl that has caught your eye has something about her that drew your attention her direction. This is a good thing and a bad thing at the same time. It got you to notice her, but it also protects her from people looking to get with her. After establishing some verbal connection, you need to let her know that she is no better than you are. Bring her down a peg. Leave her feeling worse about herself than before she met you. Any idea she has, no matter how good, needs to be shot down immediately and ridiculed to no end.

R - Raise hope. Show her that you have a softer side. Allow her to see some of your faux vulnerable side (which of course is just an act to get her to trust you). Allow her to think that not all of her ideas are dumb, let her "win" an argument. You need to do things that make her feel she has begun to break through your prickly exterior.

E - Engage physically. Once she believes she has entered a place that no other woman has ever gotten, she will start to let down her guard. This gives the opportunity to pressure her into doing things she has never done.

W - Walk away completely. After you have primed the relationship pump and have her thinking you are more committed than ever, now is the time you walk away. Never to return. You will leave her wanting more, wishing you would come back at a moments notice and always anticipating your return. You will leave with her loving you for the rest of her life, never being able to let go of what could have been.

This is my tried and tested method and you all know how successful I have been with the ladies over the years. (Disclaimer: I have 99% ripped this off of the "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" episode entitled "The D.E.N.N.I.S. System").